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  • spetznatz
    Mar 24, 05:48 PM
    Gelukkige Verjaarsdag, كل عام و أنت بخير, Ծնունդդ շնորհավոր, З днём нараджэння, Sretan rođendan, 生日快樂, V�echno nejlep�� k narozenin�m!, Fijne Verjaardag, Joyeux anniversaire, Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Buon compleanno, お誕生日おめでとうございます, qoSlIj DatIvjaj, 생일축하합니다, Felix dies natalis, Vill Gl�ck fir d�i Gebuertsdag!, Gratulerer med dagen, С днем рождения, �feliz cumplea�os!, Grattis p� f�delsedagen, Ch�c mừng sinh nhật, Halala ngosuku lokuzalwa... :cool:

    So many posts of "Happy Birthday", that one more would just get lost in the shuffle... So, how many ways can one say 'Happy Birthday (http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/birthday.htm)'? Let me count the ways... :eek:

    Happy Birthday Apple OS X... :) :apple:
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    And don't forget 'Penblwydd hapus' and 'Bold�g sz�leit�snapot'...





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  • countrydweller
    Jul 21, 09:28 AM
    Why are Apple on a witch hunt?

    Apple should concentrate on fixing their problem instead of finger pointing and deflecting the issue onto other companies. We already know the problem isn't as severe on other devices as the iPhone 4.

    We do? You've tested them all?





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  • mdntcallr
    Sep 25, 11:13 AM
    yeah i dont get the negative votes.
    the update is good news. people should separate the issues. i voted positive. even tough i would have loved to order a new macbook pro today.





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  • pete0302
    Jan 15, 02:02 PM
    I am a Powerbook G4 user, and ready for a new computer. I was hoping that they would update the MacBook Pro, because I would definately buy one, but that doesn't look like thats going to happen anytime soon... ::mad:



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  • Lancetx
    Jan 12, 11:38 PM
    There's an old saying that goes...it ain't bragging (or arrogant either for that matter) if you can do it. Well, Steve Jobs and Apple have proven time and time again that they can definitely do it.





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  • nickXedge
    Apr 16, 10:55 AM
    Seeing as that it doesn't have any place for the antenna (like the black area towards the top of the 3G iPad), i'm very skeptical with this picture.

    My thoughts exactly. Aside from this, I enjoy this design, very futuristic.



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  • TennisandMusic
    Apr 17, 11:37 PM
    uh ok... "built in pdf reader... windows marketplace - providing users easy access to Windows applications." - never seen that in an operating system before...

    You mean like how Finder is finally adding cut and paste? Give me a break, there is plenty that Windows does that OSX does not do, like decent graphics support for one. It cuts both ways.





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  • devman
    Jan 13, 10:01 AM
    Wow, I just watched the keynote and my god this guy is hard to stand. I've watched previous keynotes and he never seemed this bad. The charisma he's displayed in the past has been replaced with smugness. He acted like the iPhone was the second coming of christ and we were so lucky that he existed to bring it upon us.

    well when you can match what he has achieved in his career, you can be more humble about it. deal?

    When really, this is probably the single worst keynote for Mac users that he has ever given.


    A vibrant and growing Apple Inc. is good for Mac and its users...



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  • twoodcc
    May 10, 06:04 PM
    Seing your "adventures", no way I would ever try to do anything on a custom rig...

    well i wouldn't say that. it wouldn't be as big of a deal if i was at the machine everyday, then a quick change of a few settings and it's back up. but being away, this is not fun.





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  • steve_hill4
    Oct 3, 01:14 PM
    I think Macbook Pros will be updated at MWSF. Also, doubt the true video iPod will be out by then... all the designs being thrown around look too high-tech for now, and issues with scratches on the touch screen will have to be taken care of as well. I'd say more like Holiday 2007 for that~
    If it takes that long before C2D finds its way into the MBP, I think Apple will be laughed at by a lot of the other manufacturers who have already announced models due before the holiday season.



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  • iMeowbot
    Oct 28, 06:59 PM
    Interesting. So does Apple just put their stuff up under ASPL and let the FreeBSD commiters sift through it?
    Yeah. This is the same situation that caused some strife between the WebKit and KHTML projects, although in the BSD world it's not such a hot button issue.

    Okay. Everyone's got their own morals, but if a few people are putting OS X on their PCs, I don't see it as a huge issue. Given how complicated it is it's not really a *problem*. But if a rich company like Apple takes a free thing and makes money off of it and only gives some of it back to the community that created it and gave it away, that seems less moral (this is my opinion) regardless of what the legal documents say.
    Thing is, the BSD community as a whole want the proprietary option open. They avoid taking code from places like the Linux kernel in order to keep GPL terms from coming into play; GPL stuff is segregated into separate packages. Apple aren't getting away with some technicality, the ability to keep source closed is one of the touted features of BSD.





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  • citizenzen
    Apr 15, 03:13 PM
    From the article ...


    After passage in the Democratic-controlled Assembly and singing by Gov. Jerry Brown, both of which seem likely, California would become the first state to make curricula include notable gay Americans along with the contributions of women and various ethnic groups.

    Shaun Travers, a San Diego activist, told San Diego 6: "It's very important that we represent all of California and that includes the LGBT community. Our people and our history."

    But opponents said the move would add non-essential material to already-short instruction time.



    Hmmm ... they don't seem to share that same concern when it comes to teaching Creationism in science class. :rolleyes:



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  • Xeem
    Jan 5, 10:09 PM
    Thank you arn! I've also always hated knowing the keynote's outcome before I watch it; this is exactly what I wanted!





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  • milani
    Mar 18, 02:40 AM
    A lot of people seem to hate on Apple products just because they're made by Apple.

    I don't know of instances of Apple fans signing up on competitors forums, yet that seems to happen with some regularity around here. I'm not saying Apple fans don't antagonize competitors, but from my experience it's usually the other way around, as you point out.



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  • liketom
    Sep 12, 07:38 AM
    5 hours before the event has to be a first





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  • G4DP
    Jan 15, 03:40 PM
    �200 for a 500GB External drive - haha, good one Steve!



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  • slughead
    Oct 28, 06:09 PM
    The thin veneer is off the vast majority of people that clamor for OSS.

    Whenever I hear the OSS crowd scream "Software should be FREE!" I translate that to mean "I refuse to pay someone for their work, thus I will STEAL it"!

    I don't blame Apple. The OSS community abused what they had and turned to piracy by stealing the GUI. Kudos Apple.



    I don't think there are many out there who think all software should be free. I think these OSS advocates just want as much free stuff as possible, for many reasons.

    People want OSS because it spurs innovation. Keep in mind that OS X is built on OSS, and that's one of the reasons it's more secure and more powerful than windows.

    That's not to mention the fact that Apple has taken OS X from infancy to the mature OS that it is today at a record pace. This is, in no small part, due to the FREE code they're "stealing."

    Apple doesn't sell operating systems for profit, they sell HARDWARE. These people over at OSx86 are trying to create a product that doesn't really exist: OS X on BIOS hardware.





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  • skellener
    Mar 24, 06:24 PM
    Happy Birthday NeXTSTEP!!! ;)





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  • TrulyYuki
    Apr 12, 12:48 PM
    a gift from my fiance. Not quite a personal purchase. I have a little obsession with cupcakes.

    http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2345/photokhu.jpg (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/photokhu.jpg/)





    Anonymous Freak
    Oct 12, 11:56 AM
    Nice try, SavMan. But I'm not buying your interesting yet psuedoscientific explanation for why 5G iPods only 'appear' to scratch more easily.

    White 5G iPods are just as easily scratched as the black ones, as any disappointed owner will tell you. I've had a 4G iPod for 2 years, carrying it back and forth to work in my pocket. I take it out of a Belkin case to recharge it, then put it back in for transport. The thing still looks practically new. I know someone else who purchased a new white 5G iPod. Within moments of gentle handling, the thing is covered with light scratches.

    It seems to me that a softer grade of acrylic is being used on these latest iPods. I'm not the only one who's noticed this problem. I don't believe that it's the result of some optical coincidence. Everyone knows that there are hundreds (if not thousands) of complaints to be found on the net.

    Whatever the reason is, a manufacturer who doesn't care what their customers have to say about their expensive products will soon find those customers flocking to other companies' products. Hellooooo Zune!

    And no amount of fanboy cheerleading will stop it.

    If you have a black nano or 5G iPod, try putting black electrical tape on the sides, covering the 'face' of acrylic. The scratches will seem significantly less obvious. I can attest that my 3G iPod (rounded corners) has just as many scratches as my white nano, and my 3G iPod was very well taken care of (always in its included case,) whereas my nano was usually just thrown in my pocket.

    SavMan's explanation seems to be a very good explanation. Not fanboyness. (If I did more than just listen to music on my nano, I'd probably be angry about the more obviousness of the scratches on it. But since I almost never look at the screen, it just doesn't bother me. Just like the scratches on the 3G's screen don't bother me.)





    nick9191
    Apr 12, 07:51 AM
    The price of office is built into the price of the computer, just as the price of iLife is built into the price of a mac - standard accounting practice. You're really not getting iLife for free just like you're not getting office for free.
    Maybe some computers come with Office as a promotional deal, and if they do, that's up to the OEM, not Microsoft. Nonetheless, I've not seen any PC come with more than a 30 day trial of Office.





    LastLine
    Sep 12, 07:32 AM
    why would they take the uk store down if there were not going to add movies for us here!! woohoo..
    I'm still waiting for my TV Shows in the UK :(





    Eidorian
    May 4, 12:16 AM
    You really want to watch video on a 10" screen?That's the joke.

    On a more serious note, not really. I was trying to think of something other than web browsing. I have a HTPC that I cobbled together that takes care of that.





    citizenzen
    Apr 17, 10:14 PM
    We should add left handed history ahead of gay history ...

    Last night I was watching a program called The Real King's Speech, a documentary on Prince Albert's/King George VI's struggle to deal with his speech impediment.

    At least twice it was mentioned that he was born left-handed and forced by his father (with regression therapy perhaps?) to use his right hand.



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